The Day I Thought I Liked You (Love in Laugh and Loo)

The day I thought I liked you

All the tweak and twist at the corner of your face seemed like a smile to me

The actual profuse smiles of yours, were like stars that rained upon me

Your eyes twinkled like glitters from a fairy’s wand, waving

sending me spinning in a galaxy of a romantic hope

Hope and belief, that I liked you

The day I thought I liked you

Your laughter sounded like rhythm of the ocean waves

Full of energy from an orgy of the marine life

dancing in carousel at the deep of your soul

Your boisterous mirth in the loudness of a masculine voice

tickled me like a mermaid’s hand carousing a harp made of wind howl

then I laughed with you

and thought I really liked you

The day I thought I liked you

Your sorrow was painful but beautiful

Every crack in your voice when you spoke of your sadness

was like the thumping sound of an angry angel’s singing,

sending a throbbing shock to my heart, grasping with all it might

Your tears were like pearls, but the little bubbles

appearing and dissolving at the edge of your nasals

were kind of distracting, intriguing and vile

But the instant I looked into your puffy red watery eyes

My heart soaked with the same grief that I myself would cry

Forsake the pearls and bubbles, “here’s my shoulder for you, sweety pie”

for I liked you and I could never lie.

The day I thought I might still like you

You farted so hard

of gases from the rotten morning meal you had

I asked if you had eaten something bad, I don’t quite remember what you said

but something like egg, milk or maybe just bread

The smell traveled in a tiny room in which there were only me and you

It was disgusting that I had to freeze my breath for a minute or two

I thought I had disliked you

But then you said, “hey sorry I farted”

I replied, “that’s okay, I sometimes fart too”

It was some kind of auto reply that I wasn’t intended to do

but made me realized, I still very much like you.

The day I thought I had liked you very much

We were out for a little romance

of a wonderful dinner and some dances

but you ended up shitting in your pants

“it’s uncontrollable” that was you defense

To me that was unacceptable and such an offence

Separate ways, thence we went

I convinced myself that I had never liked you, not even once

But then… my heart was not at ease nor content

I cried so hard that night, of pearls and bubbles

My head hurt and my tummy too, I had diarrhea and all the troubles

I wonder what would you think of me if you ever knew

Would you ever be disgusted and go “eeuwwww”?

To my surprise, you came to me with a blanket and new bed sheet

and handed me a medicine that tasted strangely sweet

Your familiar smiles of stars, waves and all the wonders

lulled me to a such deep slumber

In my dreams an angel whispered

“Hey, nobody likes shits

but human is not always so neat

So be it smile, laugh, cry, fart or even shit

they’re all just some basic needs”

I woke up feeling guilty, for being intolerant and stupid

. . . . . . .

Today, I no longer think about the day I thought I liked you

Instead I knew something better and truer; "I had loved you!"

I love you, the way that you do too… in laugh and loo. My baby boo!

*loo = toilet

Haha! this is probably the most disgusting poem I ever wrote. Its simply a thought of what comes after “I do”. You know, love is not always a bed of flowers. Sometimes, all the nasty things is what made us human. so cheers! :)